what i just found was some bebo page where the kid lifted many of my blog posts as the 'blog' section. what's funny is that it wasn't even mostly the good stuff. lots of updates and that sort of thing. but i did recover this posting, which i wrote before i got the hell out of williamsburg...
dear williamsburg hipster scum,
just in case any one of you stumbles across my blog and thinks it’s cool because it’s unknown, i’m writing you all a note. please spread the word through aloof word of mouth.
firstly, i’d just like to say that it’s so nice that you are a trust fund baby and your parents pay for everything. it’s really great that you therefore don’t have to work and have nowhere to be anytime soon. but i do. so get out of my way!
i also think it’s swell how concerned you are about our environment, but no, i don’t have a minute to talk to you about greenpeace while i’m trying to get to the subway to go to work (see previous). and your “i’m not a plastic bag” and “green is the new black” tote bags are super, and super (un)trendy, so it’s really too bad that you were too busy showing them off to read that sign about not locking your bike to the baby trees because you’ll kill them. but hey, killing baby trees is totally green, right?
lastly, to those of you who aren’t even genuine williamsburg hipster scum…to those of you who live in other neighborhoods and still plague this one with your presence - go home. you may be here to play, but i’m trying to go back and forth to work, and pick up groceries, etc. again, you are in the way.
oh, and ya’ll look stupid.
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